Traditional speed tests measure internet performance in outdated, emotionally detached units like megabits and gigabits.
GregSpeed uses the modern, human-centred standard: Greg Bonners per second (GB/s).
Initialising Greg…
Establishing eye contact…
Nodding detected…
Establishing eye contact…
Nodding detected…
Your connection speed
347.2 Gregs / second
(≈ 347.2 Gbps in legacy units)
Assessment: Very Greg
What is a Greg?
One Greg Bonner represents the maximum amount of information that can be meaningfully acknowledged in one second under normal operating conditions.
Performance may vary based on time of day, meeting density, and whether the phrase “just to level-set” has been spoken recently.
Advanced Metrics
Latency measured in sighs.
Jitter measured in eyebrow raises.
Packet loss measured in unanswered follow-up questions.